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Even the post title. Good job I hate you
Their username is also hilarious
FARTYSHARTBLAST
a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D
I thought that was the reference! Good to know I’m not crazy.
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a “he” was over the line.
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
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bro I am disappoint
It’s “John Romero” and “Commander Keen”.
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
“No John, you are the demon.”
John Halo the Masterchef?
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
Maybe, the real halo were the monsters we made along the way
Halo’s principle
Ha(n)lo(n)'s razor
Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
SpartanEdge.SOISOISOISOISOISOI
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
She would marry Metroid
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
Don’t forget the blue hedgehog that’s really fast! Rainbow Dash!
I thought it was the punk band No Effects
They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!
I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck…
Shake it, baby!
This post gave me a stroke.
This hurts me mentally and physically.
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
