• Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      If you’re down to bang, I’m sorry but despite having a magnum dong, it doesn’t reach across the sea

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        11 months ago

        If you’re referring to your magnum dong, congrats. If your referring to my magnum dong, we might have different definitions of the word, ‘magnum’. Anyways, can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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          11 months ago

          Look, you can’t just go around scattering magnum condoms on the floor if you don’t have a magnum dong. She’ll end up disappointed and you’ll have to D.E.N.N.I.S your way out of it.