CENTRAL ISLIP, NY – A 23-count superseding indictment was filed today in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York, charging George Anthony Devolder Santos, better known as “George Santos,” the United States Representative for the Third District of New York, with one count of conspiracy to commit offenses against the United States, two counts of wire fraud, two counts of making materially false statements to the Federal Election Commission (FEC), two counts of falsifying records submitted to obstruct the FEC, two counts of aggravated identity theft, and one count of access device fraud.
"I did not have access to my phone. I have no clue what you guys are talking about.”
— Rep. George Santos (R-NY), when asked by CNN about the new criminal charges filed against him
What does that even mean? I imagine that he would have access to professionals that could spin up a better generic non answer that this.
If he has any kind of lawyer, he’s already been told about there charges. He’s lying.
Lying? No, not the guy who single-handedly lead a small band of Spartan’s against the entire Persian empire!
No, I think you’ve been lied to. Santos donned the Spartan armor for all humanity and slew the alien Covenant for the survival of us all.
Yeah, I don’t have access to my phone either. I don’t even know what brand it is. And I don’t pay the bill. In fact, it’s not my phone.