• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Today’s generations caught onto the lie that “rib played notes” are inconsistent which ruins the immersion.

    Doug : In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    Homer : I’ll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a grown man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?

    [embarrassed pause]

    Doug : I withdraw my question.

    [starts eating a candy bar]

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    • orbitz@lemmy.ca
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      9 months ago

      I just assumed the post was a setup for this joke/meme, so thanks for doing the work!

  • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    Xylophones appropriate skeleton music, That’s THEIR music, stop stealing from their culture!

  • dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    A woke moralist broke into my home and kicked my dog and that’s why I don’t believe in public healthcare or trains.

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    9 months ago

    The question is, who’s responsible?

    The deep state? Karen? Vaccines? Maybe their bones don’t ring because of 5g?!

    Isn’t the deep state responsible for the latter 2 anyway?

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    9 months ago

    Would economic fourm doesn’t want skeletons to own the means to produce their own music.