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Throughout October, I’ll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge. Here’s the prompts I’ll be using.
You can find the art on Mastodon, Tumblr, Bsky, or Twitter. First two are best.
Alternative title: When you post the conclusion people were thirsting for 43 comics ago.
Also have today’s daily Konsi.
This is a classy party, so you please look respectfully, and restricted appreciative comments to one small awooga each.
Respectfully: ^^awooga
AWWOOOGAAAA respectfully
awooga
awooga (!!!)
Maybe some OwOga?
Awooga
That’s a fine looking lady
It’s cause, as a goblin, she needs to prove her civilised side more, right? 😋
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I will always be amazed that bards have the reputation and not paladins. They’re charisma casters with a healing touch, an inspiring aura, and immunity to disease.
That whole “Noble honor” thing.
A Paladin has the expectation of living up to a code, honor thyself and thy Deity aspect people lean in to.
Bards? Rockstar lifestyle, or that bit of intrigue. A Harper in the right bedchamber could find some fun things.
This is where you come in with a paladin of Sune, where their code of honour involves regular one night stands where you make sure your romantic partner for the night has the greatest night of their life. For you, it’s Tuesday.
There was a campaign I ran many years ago where the predominant dwarven culture’s religion involved dedication to “principles” rather than literal gods. There’d be temples of Industriousness, temples of Hospitality, and so forth.
A small but fairly popular one was the Temple of Hedonism. They had clerics of Hedonism that were called “Chaperones” and paladins of Hedonism that were called “Bouncers.” They were serious business, and their serious business was to ensure that everyone else in the room was safe while they had a good time. When they were on duty they were very much not susceptible to seduction or temptation.
The party got on their bad side in a big way and for a part of the campaign were dogged by hit squads led by paladins of Hedonism, fleeing from town to town trying to get out of the region they had reach in. They weren’t exactly afraid of the Hedonists but they knew things were about to get very uncomfortable when they caught up.
The Specific Compliance Oath of Ancients Paladin
Noble honour just means they take responsibility if they knock anyone up, and they never lie about what they intend for a relationship to be. I could probably go through every set of tenets and give an idea of how every paladin is in bed.
“YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION!”
“I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!”
I mean oath of the ancients though
Nothing gets some folks feeling the light quite like getting to ride a knight’s face for a turn
Paladin massages would so next level it’s honestly hard to imagine.
If you fall in love with a paladin, you’re smitten by them.
Konsi will agree that when it comes to Razira, it’s not just her smites that are divine, if you know what I’m saying.
It’s also the lay on hands and the relentless endurance.
It also helps that they can Bless somebody whenever they sneeze.
Or smote if they don’t like you back
I’ve always said that druids have the most horny potential.
It’s not called “Mild Shape”
Explain…
Baldur’s Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s
Wait Razira is a paladin? I thought she’s a warrior
Oh yeah, that’s how she was introduced :)
Her statblock is as an NPC sidekick paladin, so she has a much reduced kit from a full paladin.
My apologies if this is too tall an image to display nicely in your lemmy clients - it wasn’t really designed to go into a lemmy post.
Try opening the image directly, or if that fails, reading it on my site directly.
Opens perfectly in Sync
Same in Jerboa
I guess it’s just the web client that displays it super small unless I keep clicking through to get the full image :D
Works well in the Artemis Kbin client.
Opens fine in Connect
IT HAPPENED
Lay on Side
Lay on Back
Lay on Stomach
The sleeping Paladin heals his bed.
There will be some fucking offscreen soon !
This is absolutely the cutest way to roleplay an ability ever. Love it.
Cue cheering from the entire comment section, including me
Razira flustered? Nice.
When Konsi grabs Razira’s dress to pull her in for the kiss, I made a mistake drawing it originally, and got the criss-cross backwards. When I noticed it, I redrew the dress to cross over the right way, and the adjustment made the pose far more aggressive from Konsi… Which I think is fine.
No mistakes. Only happy accidents.
It’s actually one of your stronger panels in the whole series so far.
Clean and strong.
Razira calls Konsi cabbage?! How does this get more adorable every day
She ain’t gonna have any charges left in the morning, isn’t she.
I didn’t realize it until now, but I’m pretty sure that this is what I’ve been waiting for.
I am in LOVE with those last 2 panels.
That hand behind her neck is an awesome detail…
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it so much
Oh man I don’t even read this comic but I knew the small green one was a lesbian!
