• jet@hackertalks.com
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    If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!

    Update: 12-14 available openings… we lose two for the kissing.

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        Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

        Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

        Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

        Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

        Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

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          But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

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          Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.

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          Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

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              The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

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                  I put liquid into my body.

                  My body digests this liquid.

                  My kidneys digest it into pee.

                  Pee comes out my urethra

                  Done and dusted

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              Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

              You’re welcome.

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              Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

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      It’s seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

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        Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.