You could have a cheeky tommy tank.

Well it’s the first of October now but in September I was off sick with exhaustion, so I got a blood test done after a couple of years of putting it off, just to be sure of course. I rearranged my bedroom too for a change. I spoke to my supervisor at work saying I need more rest, so making sure I get breaks every day and not too many workdays in a row.

My tip for anyone who’s suddenly struck with enough motivation to pull yourself out the hole: I find using a tasks app helps an awful lot with not only remembering to everything and when to do it but with feeling a bit of satisfaction when I mark it as done. Which reminds me, I need to tick off that I’ve taken my soup out the freezer this morning.

Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.

I wondered the same!

Know the feeling!

According to this, that seems to be the exception to the rule: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Comparison_of_pyramids_SMIL.svg

They managed to build a pyramid that can fall over.

Peach Plum Pear by Joanna Newsom.

I use the Firefox extension Untrap on my PC, and every time I go on Youtube it says the extension’s slowing the browser down. I use Invidious on an old tablet when I go to bed, and I just have to refresh now and again to get it working, but there are far fewer instances on the list, I’ve noticed.

At least it wouldn’t fall over.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Republic

Well I didn’t know that! Interesting,

Chuck a bit of garlic powder in.

That’s a real twat of a hole.

He never got any dollars. 🤠

I got all three of the books for Christmas one year because my name’s Bob too, and I wouldn’t say he comes off as an utter cunt, but he does seem like poor company.

A plant-based schnitzel with oxheart cabbage cooked in stock with a bit of garlic bechamel.

Can’t you stick some material over the lights to dim them? Or is that illegal?

I can’t be arsed signing up to an image generator thing but imagine I’ve posted a fake photo of Lemmy from Motorhead offering a plate of stollen.

Non-Americans:

Wikipedia says people have been doing that since at least 2000 years before Christ!