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Yo, no bullshit, my hen that sometimes rides on my shoulder catches shit I’d never notice.
Mind you, it isn’t armed enemies or anything, but those fucking squirrels are plottin on me.
And the rooster, that crazy bastard would rip a shotgun out of my hands amd shove it up the ass of a coyote. My feathered homie goes hard on predators
In my experience, roosters go hard on on everything. Well, some anyway. The other half are cuddly instead of aggressive.
This crazy bugger used to go hard on everything, but the last month or so, he’s turned into my buddy. Loves getting pets and scritches now. But he’ll still flex on anything that isn’t familiar unless it’s a hen lol
Lucky, my roosters are either total assholes or complete cowards - but they both end up worthless when a fox or coyote show up.
Anyone who plays stealth games knows that you have to watch out for the chickens when you’re trying to be sneaky.
if Skyrim has taught me anything it’s that chickens are fucking snitches
Hmmm. The army here is made out of chicken
You cannot lose!
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What about the Iraq invasion gave you the impression they were there to help to the people?
So easy to be a formidable force when the army just gives you equipment and training. Even with training, it’s a lot harder when you have no guns or armor. So leaving the army must suck.
