Surprised they didn’t complain about the sushi being a roll of canned tuna with cream cheese. I wouldn’t worry about the ranch.
They complained it wasn’t American cheese
I have never seen a better analogy for pure evil
First the Altoona
PizzaAbomination, now this.If the sushi is fish, they should be using tartar sauce
Put some soy sauce in the ranch and problem solved.
Side-eyes the chunks of Creme-cheese in those Sushi Rolls … yes, the ranch-dipping crosses some sort of line, I guess.
The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?
I actually love all of it, minus any need for adding ranch dressing. Just saying that you, me, and OP have no grounds to diss it.
True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.
I’m betting it tastes like slightly chewy ranch dressing.
