Why wouldn’t they lower their head to vomit? Everything does…
Perhaps through the evidence of a crater, and it’s depth in the type of ground in which it was found, is enough for scientists to determine these creatures actually threw up fully erect, not unlike the night I lost my virginity.
threw up fully erect
It’s called an orgasm
Or it threw up over the ledge; a lot of animals puke over the edge of something
The new “hell in a cell.” Get to work and godspeed.
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It is.
Focusing on the important parts in the sentence, like a common autocorrect-forced error.
Sometimes you just don’t have time man.
how else would you crush your enemies with vomit
Speak for yourself
The small dinosaur:
Some things you just don’t want to be remembered by history for.
Hate to be that guy and ruin everyone’s fun but this is science memes, dinosaurs like that would not have there head up like that. They rarely raised there head above there shoulders.
Yeah, that classic image of tall sauropods 🦕 is probably wrong. Also like someone else mentioned they wouldve probably lowered there head anyway to vomit.
I’m impressed that you managed to misspell “their” every time there. The only correct spelling was in the quoted text.
+1 for consistency.
This and are we all ok with the vomit containing Dino Bones?
Edit: or this the bones of dinos killed by the puke force?
So I went and stalked them. They largely ignore that ‘their’ exists, which is amazing, since their texts are otherwise near-perfect English.
A few examples of their using ‘their’: 1
[F]or the police to chase their had to be a reasonable suspicion […]
Their approval among there base of shias has only gone up since the conflict started
[…] let people know about their bias […]
Same thing with giraffes.
It’s a huge misconception of unrealistic biomechanics.
That giraffe is drinking.
When they’re not intentionally bending down to reach something low down like a water hole, they look like this:
This is vertical propaganda.
Look I can keep posting photos I’ve taken of giraffes all day. All you have to say is “please post more giraffe pics”
Please post more giraffe pics
Nice deep fake! You can’t trick me!
Do we even know if they were capable of vomiting?
Seeing how both us and birds can vomit, probably. I imagine that developed very early. If you eat something harmful, you’re dead if you can’t vomit. If you don’t have the brainpower to identify safe and harmful things, you’re pretty screwed.
Didn’ know birds can vomit. Horses can’t.
Horses are probably the single most fucked up animal on the planet, with maybe the sole exception of Przewaski’s horse. Seriously we fucked them up so badly, like im pretty sure if every dog was a badly fucked up as horses they would be a hybrid of American bulldogs, Bull terriers, and chihuahuas.
This is to say never use a horse as a barometer for anything when it comes to standard functions.
Huh. I might be totally wrong. I thought they could but I’m not really that knowledgeable on that.
“Brachiosaurus puke crater” is an excellent band name
tickets still available??
Sold out. Tetrapod Vomit Divot is still playing down the street, however.
“Puke crater” alone describes the magnitude.
Try explaining that one after death.
“How’d you die? I got eaten by a T-Rex!”
“I, um well, I…I was going for a walk to find food and I know following this big guy who never eats the lower stuff is great, he cant reach it and the bugs that fall off the trees hes eating are great! As I was munching on a fleeing bug, the big guy burps and I looked up to see him puke. No matter how fast I tried to scurry away the goo was too much and it squished me flat”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, hopefully you have better luck on this side”
Why have I had to wait two and a half years to receive this important information?
Ok sure. But how many keg stands would they do before vomiting?
Contemporary kegs or dinosaur kegs?
I’m impressed someone thought about this question
Now I have to know: Do we have fossilized dinosaur puke? I know we have fossilized dung. Or could they not puke like horses.
Needs more jpeg.
