Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Somebody needs to ride on The Devastator.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
No way he’s 62
Did he fart?
Don’t scare me
May your pillow always have two warm sides
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
Almost had a gd heart attack!
Go stub your toe you bastard
I apologize for nothing
There’s entire generations who think this meme is new because it’s so old that they’ve never seen it.
New is the old new ❤️
May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!
Bob Odenkirk is not amused.
According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he’s reading over your comedy script before telling you it’s not funny.
I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
