Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoNever forget.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1714arrow-down110cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1704arrow-down1external-linkNever forget.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·3 months agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 months agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoLike Oreos “Double Stuf” Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNext, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Like Oreos
“Double Stuf”
Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Ahhh of course it was the Onion