Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoNever forget.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1712arrow-down110cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1702arrow-down1imageNever forget.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square47fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·1 month agoThen at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 month agoWhere $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoThey’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoLike Oreos “Double Stuf” Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNext, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
minus-squareoffendicula@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoI laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThe Marriott in hell has your room reserved
minus-squareiltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month ago“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
minus-squareapfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.
Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.
They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .
Like Oreos
“Double Stuf”
Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱
Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.
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I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…
The Marriott in hell has your room reserved
“Believe it or not, straight to hell.”
Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/
Ahhh of course it was the Onion