Glocktopus
Glocktopussy
Glussi?
Well that squid is two short
Octopus: shoots twice from each gun
Misses every shot
😎
I didn’t get it :)
Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.
For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I’m not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.
Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7’s often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.
7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that’s wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that’s why German cats don’t like diving in the ocean
You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it’s closer/easier to reach
Thanks mate I’m super high
If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.
And if you weren’t submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! 😀
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careful, the air is thin up there
Damn that was a next level joke!
Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn’t really work but it’s still funny.
Cat has 9 lives
Octopus with gun in mouth thing: mmmhh mmmmmmhh mmmmmhh mmmhh!
I got shot eight times, but I’m still breatin’. Livin’ proof there’s a god if you need a reason. - 9Pac
Then the octopus has no guns, as octopuses don’t have hands.
Commas!
Octopus: rolls a strength check to grapple
