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I admit I had to pause and think about it for a minute.

Reverse scurvy

I’m a real leftist who is not voting this US election

No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read

Time to ties some mini gourds into an anal bead 😔

What middle class?

Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

He’s like the opposite of based

Go eat some flowers!

Usually comparison functions are supposed to return an integer and are usually useful for sorting. However this one returns a bool so it’s both useless and terribly named.

I thought she was robbing people but that works too

You should try apple cider vinegar instead of white vinegar. I think you might enjoy that.

More like bears and whines

My husband’s side of the family enjoys putting salt on lemon and eating it raw.

I think I’m gonna sleep with the lights on tonight.

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I couldn’t find a version without the text. I used AI to remove the text since I’m out. Seems like it did a good job?

Edit: actually looking at the image now, I’m 99% sure the image itself is AI generated lmao