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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Not technically crime since it was an accident, but I still think this belongs here

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Not technically crime since it was an accident, but I still think this belongs here

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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

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This looks like the time I jerked off in the hot tub.

I’m never allowed at that house again.
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  Some hot tub hosts have no humour.
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  Swimmers became streamers…
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  Did you release one of your patented maggoty cum farts in the hot tub as well?

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