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minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·14 days agoDatabase is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it’s organized in some way
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-214 days ago{ "act1": { "position": "reverse cowgirl" "etc...": {} } } Not sure what you expected Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoOh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
minus-squarejollyrogue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 days agoFor real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay. YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days ago as long as it’s organized in some way Right? Organized, structured, same thing, or? A database can’t have no structure, right? I don’t even know how one would create such a database.
minus-squareiarigby@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoWhat do you mean by “no structure”? Afaik mongodb does not enforce a schema in a collection by default
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoAh yes, mongo and document databases, forgot about those. Yeah those could be a pain to get data from if there’s no structure. 😅
Database is organized collection of data, so a disk full of porn in different formats from json to mp4 can be a database, as long as it’s organized in some way
I am interested in your json porn.
{ "act1": { "position": "reverse cowgirl" "etc...": {} } }Not sure what you expected
Edit: also found this https://json-porn.com/
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
It’s so straight. I prefer yaml porn
For real. Numbers are strings? Yeah, okay.
YAML is better. UCL porn though. 🥵 Things are getting niche when UCL shows up.
Right? Organized, structured, same thing, or? A database can’t have no structure, right? I don’t even know how one would create such a database.
What do you mean by “no structure”? Afaik mongodb does not enforce a schema in a collection by default
Ah yes, mongo and document databases, forgot about those. Yeah those could be a pain to get data from if there’s no structure. 😅