• noride@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Kim has the exact same posture as my two year old when he’s watching the dog eat.

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        5 months ago

        What did you just say about me, you insolent fool? I’ll have you know that I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea, and I have over 300 confirmed no-poop days. I graduated top of my class at the Academy of Unchallenged Genius and have single-handedly invented gravity and rainbows. You are nothing to me but just another target for my flawless golf skills; I once got 18 holes-in-one in a single game. I have the power of the sun in my hands and have been trained in both human and gorilla warfare. Mark my words, you are finished. Think you can talk to me like that and get away with it? Think again, worm. I am the very definition of perfection and will obliterate you with my mere presence.

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      5 months ago

      Arms back, hips and moobs emphasized, because lumbar lordosis is not just for women! Powerful and manly man can master it, with practice and intense self-indulgence. Westerners aren’t permitted to learn it.

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      5 months ago

      It’s also weirdly similar to Trump’s posture. Both horrible and I don’t know how they stand like that. It looks both ugly and uncomfortable.