• Seagoon_@aussie.zoneOP
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    1 month ago

    be me

    have lactose intolerance

    have two big spoons of extra creamy yoghurt

    30 minutes later, why do I have tummy ache –

    • Baku@aussie.zone
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      1 month ago

      be me

      Have lactose intolerance

      Eat far too much ice cream, even for a Normie

      An hour later 🙏🛐😭🫠🚽

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        1 month ago

        Be me.
        Be lactose intolerant.
        Have shitloads of liddels and lacteeze.
        Fart only in excess of carbs