alt text: an image of a fox tugging on the pant leg of someone who is lying on the ground, the text reads “POV. YOU ARE BEING DRAGGED TO OHIO.”
Excuse me but do you have a moment to hear the word of Firefox?
The fox is so cute 🥺🥰🥰🥰
Things to do in Ohio:
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Visit Scott The Woz
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Leave
False. They have a couple IKEAs too
And Jungle Jims.
And the Big Basket.
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But I’m already here
…Lakewood?
I could be anywhere from Huber heights to Zanesville to Euclid to Albany. Not in Cincinnati though, absolute hellhole that Cincinnati is
Isn’t Albany in NY? Or does Ohio have one too?
Near Athens. And yes we have an Athens too
god no
anything but that
Put on the camo skirt and sit on my lap in my f150, we have to go to Ohio.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t wear a camo skirt for a cute butch redneck…
I’m a hillbilly. Rednecks are stupid valley folk that couldn’t put 4 quarters together to make a dollar.
But I thought ohio was for lovers?
Oh no thats Virginia. Ohio is for pissed off weirdos
I am being dragged over 8Mm through an ocean by a fox?
hope you brought a snorkel