BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 months agoYour options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
minus-squarepimento64@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoI would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
It depends on what you mean by blow.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.