while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know

  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
    12·
    10 months ago

    Consensual?

    I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.

    Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.

  • DelilahBlack@lemm.eeOP
    9·
    10 months ago

    I’d kiss Matt Gaetzs weird lookin bitch ass . He’s so weird looking man… like dam

    I put his face in a photo distort app and it actually fixed it LOL like how the fuck is that even possible

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
    51·
    10 months ago

    Trump.

    And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.

  • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    10 months ago

    Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.

    Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
    2·
    10 months ago

    If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.

    But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    10 months ago

    You can’t just eliminate a big swath of politicians like that. Not and have the question be worth asking.

    Yeah, you have to limit it to actual politicians, not their families. But ffs, who wouldn’t shove their tongue down Trudeau’s throat on camera? The man is pretty.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    2·
    10 months ago

    Depends on what kind of “life or death” situation I guess… If I’m the only one in danger then I guess I’d be done for. If others will suffer then I’d probably pucker up

    • Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com
      2·
      10 months ago

      Chris Hipkins.

      If you’re into lady PMs you might have been hoping for Jacinda Ardern who retired last year. So did Finland’s Sanna Marin. But perhaps I can interest you in Iceland’s Katrin Jakobsdottir.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    If the choice is life or death, I’d say/do what I need to say/do to keep my life, to the vast majority of politicians whether or not I like them.

    …there are a few that I’d be tempted to take the opportunity to instead go for the jugular, even if doing so would come at the cost of my own life.

    Would probably come down to where I fall on the depression-fuck-it scale at the time.