MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 months agoMen only want one thing and it's wholesomelemmy.todayimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up11.03Karrow-down130
arrow-up1995arrow-down1imageMen only want one thing and it's wholesomelemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareGilles_D@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·10 months agoAs a man I concur, tried to scratch my back the other day and mistook myself hugging me, afterwards tried to fuck myself, only realizing that I‘m already fucking myself day to day
minus-squarecloud_punk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoLike a dog chasing it’s own tail
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI think of it sort of like becoming a perfect self-sucking circle, and eventually disappearing up my own orifice (!). Kind of a goal of mine.
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down8·10 months agoIf I could fuck myself I wouldn’t be wasting time here typing on online forums! Or really doing much of anything else either.
As a man I concur, tried to scratch my back the other day and mistook myself hugging me, afterwards tried to fuck myself, only realizing that I‘m already fucking myself day to day
Like a dog chasing it’s own tail
I think of it sort of like becoming a perfect self-sucking circle, and eventually disappearing up my own orifice (!). Kind of a goal of mine.
If I could fuck myself I wouldn’t be wasting time here typing on online forums! Or really doing much of anything else either.