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  • Djeikup@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Why not a pizza party every 6 months or so? That’s bound to boost the morale of the slaves employees.

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      1 year ago

      A boss’s salary isn’t just about money. It is about perks. For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can’t put a price tag on that.

    • squiblet@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Pizza party indoctrination starts in elementary school. Periodically we’d have some fundraiser or something and the teachers would say “If we reach this goal, you get PIZZA PARTY”, as if eating 1-2 slices of crappy pizza with classmates is the most exciting thing we could imagine. Also, for some reason it was always referred to as Pizza Party, not ‘a pizza party’.