Pizza party indoctrination starts in elementary school. Periodically we’d have some fundraiser or something and the teachers would say “If we reach this goal, you get PIZZA PARTY”, as if eating 1-2 slices of crappy pizza with classmates is the most exciting thing we could imagine. Also, for some reason it was always referred to as Pizza Party, not ‘a pizza party’.
Pizza party indoctrination starts in elementary school. Periodically we’d have some fundraiser or something and the teachers would say “If we reach this goal, you get PIZZA PARTY”, as if eating 1-2 slices of crappy pizza with classmates is the most exciting thing we could imagine. Also, for some reason it was always referred to as Pizza Party, not ‘a pizza party’.