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minus-squareNoIWontPickaName@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoNo, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible. Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn. I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor. See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated. He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.
Something something marinate!
No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.
Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.
I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.
See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.
He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.