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minus-squareNoIWontPickaName@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoNo, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible. Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn. I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor. See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated. He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.
No, I hunted one of those motherfuckers one time, you can marinate that motherfucker all you want and it’s still not gonna be edible.
Like $100 in special permits and special ammo and it wasn’t worth a damn.
I see why Christmas goose fell out of favor.
See, at the end of a Christmas Carol, Scrooge never actually was rehabilitated.
He went and bought the biggest one of those nasty ass birds he could find to stick on those poor people’s table.