𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months agoHo Ho Holy shit!files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1102arrow-down14
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minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 months agoGood luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight. https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
minus-squarefiah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 months agohah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak
Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight.
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak