Carbonara

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron cooked, in secret, a Master penne to control all others. And into this pasta he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all hangover cuisine.

I’ve done this before. I lied down and fell asleep and woke up to the smoke alarm. Took a picture and a week for the smell to leave 👍