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“Make it so, number one.”
“Damnit Captain, I’m a doctor not a bottom!”
“I’m not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain.”
Yep. Checks out.
Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
I’m imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say “yes your honour” in court.
Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?
Not incest but fraternization.
Fraternization with the enema.
Ride me.
You got it boss.Crunchitize me capn
unnecessarily gendered
Hmm
Oh captain, my captain!
SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING
Just a second, only a few more calibrations
I’m actually convinced