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      7 months ago

      The demotivational format is one I’m thankful to be rid of. They were good for like 5 days when they would actually parody the original posters. But then it was years of it being an absurdly awkward caption format

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    If you ever get these after a contacting customer care, here is how they work:

    10/10: ok. No need to reprimand employee

    9/10: acceptable every now and then

    Anything less than 9/10: talk to employee about their low performance and lacking commitment

    This applies to all questions asked, including “how is the weather?” and “did you sleep well tonight?”

    So here is how I answer, knowing how it works:

    Employee helped me or at least tried to (and was hindered by company bullshit): 10/10, no exception. Yes, I will sacrifice my firstborn on your corporate altar and will build a shrine to your CEO in my bedroom. Of course I will recommend [product] and to anyone and everyone I will ever meet and praise [company] with my dying breath.

    Mediocre service: no reply

    Truly awful service, employee was a dick: 2-4/10, so it does not look like petty revenge, but is still bad

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      I hate that

      On the occasion I don’t give a 5 or 10 or whatever is the max I explain in the comments that n is perfection and very difficult to achieve but n-1 is still very good, but I also never give less than max to the employee, I apply your same logic (disregard the survey)

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        You have more understanding of this situation than the brainless executives demanding that the survey be included.

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    7 months ago

    I’ve used Linux since 1996 and don’t recommend it to anyone. They might want help with something.

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    7 months ago

    This isn’t true either, because when I’ve built computers in the past, we go over which OS is trash.

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    7 months ago

    This is like when I download an app for work or other such function and they ask me to rate. RANDOM PEOPLE WOULD GET NO USE OUT OF THIS APP, WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF ID RECOMMEND THIS APP?

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          The meat industry overall is bad for everyone, the amount of food it requires to feed the meat we eat is extremely wasteful. From an economic standpoint, meat is “bad”, let alone the lobbying done by the meat industry.

          Eating meat increases the chances of heart disease. Some protein is good, but we eat way too much. From a public health standpoint, meat is “bad”

          In general, it’s good to lessen harm. Factory slaughtering living things that grew up in what’s effectively a prison is not lessening harm.

          But, I do like the taste of meat unfortunately. Ill splurge on lab grown meat when it becomes available, but even though I’m a hypocrite for liking the taste of meat doesn’t mean vegans are wrong because they’re annoying to deal with

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            the amount of food it requires to feed the meat we eat is extremely wasteful

            a lot of what we give livestock are parts of plants that people can’t or won’t eat. that’s the opposite of wasteful.

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              Parts of plans that were specifically grown for livestock that we won’t eat, that is. At least a big part.