Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

    • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      Am bald, quality of life is great and the girlfriend is still caring and hot. This question is dumb.

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    10 months ago

    Bald up top, and a big fuck-off uncontrollable 70s afro down below.

    Neatly trimmed to look exactly like an elephant shaped chia pet. Orgasms ruined because the beauty and awe THIS burning bush elicits, but I don’t care because it’s been classified as one of the natural wonders of the world

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    10 months ago

    Basically 100% of men would rather be bald. I would guess that for women the percent would be somewhat lower, but still a large majority, but that’s just a guess, I’d be interested to hear what women think

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      At what threshold do you go full bald at? I’ve been struggling with this for years as my hair thins out. I’ve got the balding dome on my crown in the back, which of course I never see unless I look with 2 mirrors.

      Anyways this is a query I just constantly ask people to get their opinion. What say you, internet stranger?

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    10 months ago

    Comparison is the thief of joy, eh ?

    Both are alive.

    Bald can be explained as “too much testosterone my hair was scared of my masculinity”. But you need to mop up sweat constantly.

    Losing sexual function can be tough but also freeing of binds that create lots of social disarray.

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      10 months ago

      That’s true from what I’ve read. Baldness actually can result from too much testosterone, and often bald men are very “hung” also. And the same with men with very curly hair - the curliness is a sign of high levels of testosterone (I’ve read). I’ve also noticed it to be true in real life (as a gay male) - curlier hair usually also meant better hung for some reason.

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    10 months ago

    I’m not getting laid anyways, and already have to wear a hat all the time. Give me my hair back.

  • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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    10 months ago

    Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

    Both?

    Edit:
    Ok, in all semi-seriousness, I like my hair and like to keep it. Sex is still fun without an orgasm.
    I’m more of a giver than a taker anyway :)