Fuck this dish I’m trout.
That’s a platypus
Platypuck
It’s a fish I’d like to duck.
When “do the dishes” takes on a new meaning.
Its a rare Fush Dick
Depends how drunk I am. This time of year, very easily both.
It’s a fudicksh.
Why do I sound like I speak Luxembourgish all of a sudden?
Cook it and you’ll get a fucky dish.
They’ll go well with my Pepperidge Farms Fuckle Duck cheese crackers. National Lampoon did a whole parody of products that could incorporate the word “Fuck” into them if and when it becomes socially acceptable to use the word fuck all the fucking time.
a dick
Huh?
Go on
I’m a sick fuck I like a fish duck
It’s a fuck as in what the fuck is that, and it certainly isn’t a dish to look at.
Dish is my way to fuck up
It isn’t. Or, rather - it shouldn’t.
How does it taste? I mean if it taste bad I would say it’s not a dish.
Dickfush
Yes, it’s either a dish or a fuck. Or a fick. Take your pick.