ecoboy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months agoWhat fruit is better than mangoes?message-squaremessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down110
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minus-squareoctoperson@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoMangos are S tier on taste, but D at best on accessibility. Fruits that I rate highly for both taste and convenience are clementines, seedless green grapes, and those flying-saucer shaped peaches.
minus-squareHatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoSince you’re rating fruits based on accessibility, I simply must bring up durians.
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoYou need to have a shower mango. What is a shower mango? Its when you stand in the shower fully nude, rip the skin off and raw dog it until there’s nothing left but seed. Then you leave the shower without turning on the taps.
Mangos are S tier on taste, but D at best on accessibility. Fruits that I rate highly for both taste and convenience are clementines, seedless green grapes, and those flying-saucer shaped peaches.
Since you’re rating fruits based on accessibility, I simply must bring up durians.
You need to have a shower mango.
What is a shower mango?
Its when you stand in the shower fully nude, rip the skin off and raw dog it until there’s nothing left but seed.
Then you leave the shower without turning on the taps.