What, the usual GOP modus operandi of “Launder Russian money by buying a shitload of these books to force them onto best-seller lists and then give them away at our klan rallies” isn’t happening now?
She may be dumb enough to think people were actually buying those books.
If only her supporters could read 😔
If her supporters could read, they wouldn’t support her.
Inb4 she’s next year’s new RINO.
Why rhino next year when you can horse this year?
Horse? Why are we bringing Sarah Jessica Parker into this?
I’ve never agreed with that sentiment.
Man web search is getting really bad. I can’t find where that happened and normally it would be pretty easy. Was that a Bush II-era thing or was that a Trump thing?
It’s a standard way to funnel campaign donations into your personal bank account. You negotiate a big percentage of each book sell with the publisher or self publish, have a ghost writer whip out a book, then use campaign money to buy the books to hand out at rallies.
So you get a 30% cut of each sale and you buy 1mil of books with politcal donations, boom! You just got 300k, and you profit from any rube actually buying the book out in the world.
And you hit the “best sellers” lists for first week sales too.
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Just to add, there’s a reason the GOP and Conservatives are obsessed with the NY Times. I used to work in the Wall Street area, and all the top executives read it religiously. Every wannabe MBA reads it too.
Same for search. If I’m trying to search for something that happened in the past and that person or subject has been in the news recently, that’s ALL I get. even using +/- and “” modifiers does nothing and gives me results without my specific search functions.
I have heard other users say that Google ignores those modifiers now, but I hadn’t seen anything from an official publication saying so. But it makes sense when you think about it- the faster you get your search results, the less time you spend looking at ads.
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The Venn diagram of people who read and people who care about MTG is an “8”
If those people knew their numbers or even knew what a venn diagram was, they would be unfathomably angry
well if they knew what a Venn diagram was, they’d know such a diagram with no intersections is a Euler diagram not a Venn diagram.
The venn diagram of people who read and people who care about MTG is boobs
Hey! You leave boobs out of this!
leave boobs out
- Tell everyone reading books is bad.
- Write a book.
- Profit.
Well, in this case:
3. ProfitThere is hope for the world
She forgot step 2a) Have some political action committees purchase thousands of copies of your book to make it appear on bestseller lists despite few actual humans buying copies.
She can read?
She can write??
Her followers can read??
Their lack of literacy would explain the poor sales numbers.
You’d think they’d be stocking up on burnables for winter, though?
Most likely a ghostwriter.
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Maybe
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Not really
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She wrote a book for people who refuse to read.
Another reader joked that the book had nothing to do with Magic: The Gathering
heh
Good. Now stop giving it free advertising by writing about it in your publication!
She can read and write?
Amazing what a ghost writer can do lol
Probably dictated
Yet, we’re writing articles about it, posting about it, commenting on it. Exactly what this freak wants.
ranking 9,735 among its best-selling books as of Monday, November 27
I watched a TikTok over the weekend by an author who was ranked 87th (83rd? Somewhere in the 80’s) on Amazon bestsellers and she dished that the number of books including pre-orders that she sold her first week to attain that rank: 650 copies.
Now maybe this is the rank on the annual or overall bestselling list where you would expect a recent release to rank poorly (in which case, awful journalism to pick a meaningless stat to manipulate the message - I don’t care if we do happen to align politically, don’t do that shit), but if that is the weekly list, those 8 reviews she got might be the total number of sales.
I’m impressed they were able to teach a monkey how to write at all
Just because she’s the author, doesn’t mean she wrote it.
Like “Trump’s” Art of the Deal: when you’re a celebrity, you can slap your name on any ghostwritten/AI-generated bullshit and get some sales. Guess MTG is not the celebrity she thinks she is.
I always figured these politician written books were just another way to funnel campaign money into their own pockets. Campaign or associated big donors & PACs buy thousands of copies of the books with campaign money. She must not have as much support as she though and her own campaign might be cash strapped.
Ghost writer yo
zorak noises
It’d probably help if her loyalist supporters could read.
Buying books they don’t read is par for the course for them.
It’s a book that banned itself.
It’s almost as if her target audience for it don’t read.
I heard it was a self published coloring book highlighting the various forms of VD this trollop collected while working the glory holes around DC.
Sounds heavy on the brown.
He likes to be called “Dark Sienna”