There was an attempted mutiny in my living room!

“did you slap fletcher reed today?”

Holy shit. I think they tried to talk to me today. The speed at which NO THANK YOU GOODBYE came out of my mouth surprised even me.

-I got detention in high school after a teacher overheard a friend of mine asking me if we had homework and i said, “fuck if I know.” Worth it, lol. -I got fussed at working in retail if they heard me swear but never officially written up

-at my first accounting job the controller screamed FUCK from inside her office once. Swearing was generally fine here

-current job i said “fuck yeah” in a meeting with no consequence. Swearing is generally fine so long as it’s not within earshot of approximately 2 specific people.

I swear… a lot. All the time. I do attempt, at least, to be mindful of the when and where, which is working out for me so far.

Edit: reading comprehension failure, I’m usa lol

I’m on Android and this happens to me all the time. I figured i was just missing the secret combo to return to my feed. (It’s been over a year and i still haven’t figured it out lol)

I KNEW IT!!! The sun just…hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

This one is my favorite.

How the fuck does someone even avoid salt?

Courage the cowardly dog!

Back in high school, some of my friends halfass doodled the equivalent Yu-Gi-Oh cards on index cards, as actual card games were banned. It was hilarious. And effective.

FUCK YES NEVERHOOD

New VP pick right here!

THANK YOU

He’s not a bad dude iirc

She gon’ be fuzzy. And a little bit nuts. Enjoy. Also smooch her head for me.

Smooch her head for me 😭

Well, the folks over at noctua have fan shenanigans down to a fine science, and since I have generally forgotten the last rabbit hole I went down, I’d say get two fans and have one blowing in and the other out, lol.

Holy shit that’s badass

Oh hey! My jungle green n64 suffered the same fate. Eleven years ago and I’m still salty.

I was so late to the 360 game i got the last gen console they made. Fucker was slim and quiet and currently still going strong, but the disc tray occasionally misbehaves. God the fan on that first one though omg