🎵 He’ll save children, but not the British children 🎵

Sorry no, you have to shoot dogs too.

Actually went to the price is right taping not that long ago. The audience got to ask some questions while they were setting up between games and someone asked how they got the prices. They said they literally just go to the grocery store down the street from where they tape and pick things up as they need them and use those prices. Not everything is complicated, it’s a very simple practical answer. It’s also good to remember these are LA California prices, so they’re going to be more than national average.

You must be a joy at parties

$20 can buy many peanuts

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Isn’t this what social security literally is?

Because he defeated Alex Trebek and as such took his place on the throne, everyone knows this!

He votes in Florida right? So if he’s a convicted felon he can’t vote in Florida right? That just makes me giggle.

This is what everyone told me, so I bought a two pack of Anker branded cables. Both of them broke and wouldn’t charge without being held at a weird angle within a month. I bought an Amazon basics cable after that and it has worked for years just fine.

I seem to be in the minority here, but I will never buy Anker again after this awful experience.