hey hey hi there mr tony
Here are all the people who deployed me
- The Botswana defense force
- Michael Hunt
- Eric
- Anthony Fantano
- Bladimir Butin
- Bladimir Butin2
i hate soup
hey hey hi there mr tony
Here are all the people who deployed me
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)
Are these MF DOOM lyrics
America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something
Sure whatever
Will they stop dropping bombs on civilians in Gaza now?
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
did you really give the robots a slur to use on us
Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:
Oh that kind of bass
They really selling musical instruments out of there?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks
give pregnant mums zyn
remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45
you should have finished eating by then
I assume it’s a typo since it’s not capitalized nor in the community name
I’m not brave enough to verify. If it turns out to stand for ferret or something, I don’t think I could survive seeing that.
I feel like saying the full thing relieves some of the stress caused by said unfucked shit
they didn’t have to do that but they did it anyway
this is how history is made
beautiful actually
thirsdy bag
If hell is real it won’t be adequate punishment for these assholes
My employer provides us with a “tech allowance” as a bonus every month
It’s not enough to buy a barely functional work laptop, but you can “buy a laptop” through them, and then forfeit the bonus until it’s “paid off”
I’m kinda awful with money, so I pretty much need every cent I can get. That bonus goes towards keeping my head above water in the debt trap I’m in.
So my “work computer” which requires their
spywareantivirus to be installed is a virtual machine. It’s been two years and no complaints so far. Great antivirus.