I made this back in October but didn’t do anything with it. Apparently it’s more relevant than I realized, and this seems like a good place to put it.

This one!

“…and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o’clock.”

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

Did I write this

I think that one’s actually saying, “Slava Ukraini!”

The best combo!

Vampira*

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Now’s your chance!

Savers is the same as Value Village and it’s a for-profit company that exists in three different countries. They’re not much better than Goodwill, if at all.

…how do you measure a year in Trump’s life?

In golf games? In rubles? In lawsuits? In twitter postings?

In rallies, incitement… in terror, in strife?

Cult of personality?

What’s the Thai flag doing in the background?

Then shot himself in the foot handing it over.

“The radical left did it!!”

Ew, a stranger appearing uninvited in my house?

No, they can teleport to the driveway like a normal person, thankyouverymuch.

Congrats! When’s the wedding?

It’s not surprising that Starbucks joined but I didn’t know about REI. What the hell, REI!

“Someone keeps putting strange post it notes all over the mine!”