Remember the Duracell ad?

https://youtu.be/hGCv7RzEwR8

Or schools expeling you for truancy…

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can’t hear it, lol.

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me…

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I’ve never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don’t count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I’m to be put to death because I’m gay. Fights over, decency lost.

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon “trails”.

I don’t need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon…

Oh honey, the last name isn’t the (main) problem…

Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad

Well this hits home.

A week or two ago, i had what i call my “weepy waves”. I get a sudden, intense desire to burst into tears for about a minute. Then I’m fine for about 15, then more tears, then calm, repeat

Fortunately, it was the last hour of my shift, so the security cameras only caught four of em, but when i was leaving, i burst into tears in the middle of the parking lot.

Got about $15 for my troubles…

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

I took care of one of my mother’s dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it’s good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it’s adequate.

Short answer: I bite back now.

Long answer: My parents are hard-R Republicans. Every time they start getting all “demoncrats r bad” i just ask them, “Why do you want me dead so fucking bad? I know from being raised by you that you fucking hated me growing up, but to vote for “gays should be executed”? This is exactly why you didn’t have grandkids, the thought of putting more of your hate in the world is abhorrent to me…”

I’ve only had to pull that one out twice, so far, but it hits them hard when they still (I’m a few months away from 40) insist I “give them grandkids”.

Was the iMac a casualty of the “capacitor plague” that happened a few years ago? I revived an old monitor pretty easily from a blown cap

Fuck, I’m this comment…

And they still don’t know why I won’t “give them grandchildren”. I’m like “bitch, I’ve been there, now I get to have fun”.

For me it was when i switched from FPS to building games. I can’t keep up with these youts…

My childhood never really began. I was a toddler, then i was a mini adult, having to “watch your brother!¡!¡!” everytime my parents wanted to have fun.

I was one of those kids that adults said was “mature for your age”. Except, it wasn’t maturity, it was fear of my parents.

So for me, childhood ended the first time my parents told me to become a third parent for their child.

Yes I’m still bitter about it, so i won’t call out the down votes on this one

Do people not understand how files work?

Oh honey, imagine trying to tech-support a family of rednecks. Threaten to charge them for services and they’ll stop pretty quick though…

Google is an advertising company. Vertical integration ftw?