Which came first, the I or the thought of I?
Which came first, the I or the thought of I?
I think, therefore I am … not thought up by anyone else.
You guys are getting money for working?!
Now sit down and eat your plasti-corn. There are children in other countries that have to eat normal corn.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
How did a country birth a snow leopard?
I 100% have made many many mistakes … I just don’t know which … yet.
What else does your excel sheet say will become super hard?
Most types of asbestos has been banned for some time. This was the last type.
Not with that attitude!
Who sometimes has dreams of going back to school to learn literature to become a writer. Not a best seller, but a low-key solid author appreciated post-humously for his contibition to the genre of sci-fi cab-driver novellas… more specifically.
There is if it’s part of a crime.
Unnnder de iiiiiiice. Unnnder de iiiiice. …
I rail trains every time I play.
Robertson over Torx? I’ll not call you antisemite, my good sir. I’ll call you monster!
Pretty much every basic terminal command for linux. Grep is the one that comes to mind.
Borrowing to invest is inherently more risky. Let the borrower beware.
You want Skynet? 'Cause that’s how you get Skynet.
I think some of my coworkers are just high coherence media transformers.