My bidet has a heated fan dryer, although I usually just TP.

it’s likely you’re here because he hid…

Krippendorfs Tribe.

Will you vote for the truly fascist trump, or just throw your vote away?

At least the airbag deployed.

believe in your kids.

Cornhusker Carpet! Im surprised theres not a big N in the middle of it.

It sounds like you’re offering free handjobs? Where are you located ;-)

The Great Non-Being