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Never Back Down

(unless it’s to drool in Donny’s lap)

The dog’s name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.

Sounds like my 9 year old screaming “I didn’t!!!” When he clearly did

Yeah, you’re right. I guess we may as well just give up and give in to the inevitable.

Ah. Sorry.

This cover by the Afghan Whigs of the song “Lost in the Supermarket” by The Clash is really good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzDJhOMjq1E

The Multi-Account Containers extension is great for this. Each container keeps its own context, so you can be logged in to the same service twice (or more) in tabs in one window. Can set it up so that some sites will always use a certain container, or that sites in a container will always use a proxy. That is EXTREMELY useful to me.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/

It was always going to come to this. Donald Trump is all my dad’s shitty email forwards come to life.

As this picture scrolled into view I thought This will be the worst kidney stone I’ve ever seen.

It’s so illegal that it’s legal. Many people are saying!

“My kid got measles and it’s my fault, can I get a WHOOP WHOOP”

That looks great. You should be proud of your work and your shop!

Unhinged is such a meaningless word. It’s as bad as “slammed”

“It’s not what he meant in his heart”

Even a remake of Okami would be great. Skip the weird simulated voices and let me mash buttons through all dialog, not just some of them. And skip the stone wall guardian guys. That should do it.

If you connect the dots you’re more likely to see the shape, and they don’t want to see it (or admit out loud yet that they see it)

I thought I loved the first book when I read it, but I realized I hated the entire series when I read the fourth book.

This is the kind of thing Bob Page would do.

Everything that seems stupid or outrageous about Trump just clicks into place one you’ve accepted the mandatory foundational bullshit. These people didn’t reason themselves into their position, they were looking for something to believe together. It’s just too bad all that faith is wasted on this asshole.

There’s a lady at the door of the Hacks Cross store in Memphis that is absolutely relentless about seeing and reading the values on membership cards as people enter the store. I feel sure that she used to be a living legend at the highway patrol before she retired and took this job.