Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that’s a paddlin’.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
Don’t forget the blow!
I’m not your buddy, pal!
Is the tommy gun just out of frame?
Yeah, it’s taboo here, dontchaknow?!
It’s because you said the “R” word. ;-)
I’m in the same boat. Over 40 years here, and my first time encountering one. I had a serious WTF moment.
I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.
The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.
They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.