Not sure if that’s the name of the poem. It’s been (mis)attributed to a T.S. Watt, called “English”. A similar poem is The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité, here read by Youtuber Lindybeige.

As someone pointed out, it’s not supposed to be erotic. The tingles that it causes isn’t caused by erotic stimuli, it’s a very different kind of tingle. Which doesn’t mean some ASMR can’t be erotic, I’m not saying that. Speaking for myself, the tingles I get are mostly around my face and eyes, if that makes sense. Not my fingertips, though.

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That French guy was just trying to butter them up.

You jest, but when the moment comes when you notice you suddenly can’t (can happen with certain conditions), you pray to all the gods you can think of just to be able to take a leak again.

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Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Running With the Bagpipes: A Kevin Costner Saga.

Me women want me fish. Fear, innit?

Shit went from Ratthew to Ratstew real quick.

As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

There’s Zotero. I haven’t used it but seems to have a feature called ‘Collect with a click’ which should allow adding bookmarks.

TIL. Also, the blog post claims that donkeys can be seen “picking them [coyote] up by the neck and shaking them wildly: possibly causing trauma that can disable or injure”. Woah.

According to English Wikipedia, they are also known as wapitis and that’s what European languages seem to call them (including mine).

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That’s a compliment, really.

You better be hiding in your pantry, because the creamy cream-free soup is coming for you.

Hard to judge from the photo, but maybe there’s no carpets and the cat doesn’t like the bare floor (might feel unsafe)? Idk just a guess.

Same.

Nothing like a potato when you craving for that starch hit.