I love this.

Now get out.

Ooga-booga-booga!

Where’s my representation for square cut pizza?!

There was a term I really liked for this kind of things: “Vacationing in poverty” I think, where people with wealth ‘adventure’ being homeless or something but don’t even remotely appreciate that the people they’re pretending to be don’t have an ‘off’ switch or an easy out of their situations.

I find the whole premise despicable.

Catpitalism?

Some stability in my life and a friend who gives good hugs.

I’m not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

Hello equally existential adult. I hope you have a good day today.

Still saving that one, though.

You’re absolutely right.

A well made coat and a pair of boots.

This is my new emoji rulebook and I’m going to explain to it to others exactly like this.

I was just doing client and host but I’m down for some kink in my computers.

Shaun?!

Soon ™

Like a siren song, we all go back to the classics

I’m still not seeing a cat in this photo

Be gentle with yourself.

Goodbye, Kentucky

New mantra unlocked