And yet he still managed to lose 25% of what he had.

On a somewhat related note, Crime Scene Cleaner is such an oddly relaxing, thought a bit gruesome, game.

They made that joke on Weekend Update later in the show.

Donald coming after Nancy Reagan’s title belt.

Honestly, if Trump did this it would completely change my view of him. Jokingly gnawing on a baby turkey leg is a very human thing to do, and I just could never see Trump doing it.

I would prefer it that way. Government funded religious indoctrination makes me nervous.

No worries that you fucked things up! If you could just get your shit together, that would be great! Thanks so much for making me have to follow up with you to accomplish the very basics of your job!

When I’m annoyed, the salutation gets dropped. That way they know shit is getting real.

Honestly, it is all about sex punishment. In the conservative mind, getting pregnant is a consequence of sex - and if you need an abortion, then you shouldn’t have had sex. It’s that simple to them.

They don’t think in terms of medical problems or grey areas. Just: had sex, got pregnant, deal with the consequences.

Yeah but in cases like this, it was forced death.

Yeah that’s basically what Harris did during the debate. It was great!

Barely. It’s almost impossible to fact check against the gish gallop technique, because Trump just spits out a dozen lies a minute.

Can I get a sanity check here? This came up last night. If I’m picking up a dozen wings at Wingstop, is a tip expected? If so, how much?

When I used to make pizzas back in college, tips were for delivery drivers. So I never tip if I’m walking into a fast food place and picking up food. Am I being a dick?

The thing that sucks is that it’s so effective. It literally lead to Biden dropping out of the race. Trump spewed a bunch of bullshit really fast in their debate and Biden just froze up because it was so much.

I liked how Kamala handled it in their debate by basically saying “Look, I told you this guy was going to spout a bunch of nonsense.” You’ve gotta call out the technique when you see it.

I couldn’t fit all Trump’s insults into such a small textbox. I feel like you’d need several pages.

Didn’t Musk run an ad calling her the “C-word” a couple days ago?

You know, after I flattened the meme into an image, I realized I should have included the apostrophe.

You suppose there are people out there that were on the fence about voting, then heard the speaker at Trump’s rally say that Puerto Rico was garbage floating in the ocean, then heard Biden say the only garbage he saw was from Trump’s supporters - and those people were like “well I’m not voting for Harris now”?

I’m more than a little tired of the double standards that the media and MAGA folks have for politicians. Trump spews out a constant stream of attacks against his opponents, to the point that it’s riled up his supporters to storm the capital and kill police officers. But as soon as someone else calls them out, then the pearl clutching comes out.

Fuck these deplorable garbage people.

Wtf this is the 2nd post about the Monkey Island 2 voodoo curse ingredients I’ve seen in two days.

I guess what I’m saying is, if I had a nickel every time I saw a post recently about the Monkey Island 2 voodoo curse ingredients, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?