is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he’s WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things
I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.
🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?
I’ll get there eventually
Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it
be me
get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
“dad where are we going”
“my friends want to meet you anon”
pull up to schoolmate’s house
it’s on fire
the firefighters are there
get to see my enemies die screaming while burning
get to see a real fire truck
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
He’s the messiah! Lisan al-Ghaib!
Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.
That doesn’t explain the gay frogs, at all.
Italian coproduction if I remember correctly, it’s a weird B-movie and I wonder how they managed to keep using the intellectual property for it.
Is an appeal after a jury trial possible? I thought i had heard it was final?
Every 5 seconds, everyone is stealing a Hyundai Elantra. You stole 2 while reading this comment.
Oh the flattery! No it’s nowhere near a stalactite
Against genocide -> antisemitic
Against antisemitism -> islamophobic
Shame on you OP, shame on you.
make a coffee
make another coffee
masturbate
Sounds like a solid office day to me
Speak for yourself
Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.
The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.
- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?
- As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.