As soon as I read “my wife” instead of “she”, I assumed the wife would be someone else, and there would be an accident with the ex

99% sure this is Luna, aka CrunchyCat, aka monkeycatluna, and she is indeed the scrunge queen.

They just have more time to waste! The data is misinterpreted! Maybe it’s my mortal-complex speaking.

To be fair, I know at least one interpretation of LotR where Sauron is simply rejecting the elves’ fascism, but what do I know?

Looking at the rules, there’s nothing explicitly wrong anyway. It would be silly if there were imo. Political discussion is part of politics, and equating political news articles with the whole of politics is inadvertently disingenuous. But I can be fairly pedantic sometimes.

I dunno, this is an ascending scale of innate power. Sounds like privilege to me

Certified freak, 7 days a week, eatin your french fries off of the street

I’m a proponent of the theory that the weasel in the LHC is what opened the rift

I’d love to answer OP, but that description somehow made me forget everything I’ve ever eaten.

It should have no issue continuing as it looks to be a hard fork. I use it too, so hopefully it just becomes the de facto app.

Nearly irrelevant xkcd

At least in software we know where the linchpins are on some level.

Obviously there’s the overall juxtaposition, but I really like the proportional dampness.

Definitely the latter. I have a pet theory that 3rd rock is based on true events. Only an alien would be named, and physically manifested as, French Stewart.

I love xkcd and all, but I won’t stand for great lake erasure

Makes me wonder if it could be treated in some way to make it not-so-inhalable. Though maybe we have better synthetic alternatives by now.

We say poo butt… What an odd thing to have in common with a stranger on the internet lmao

The many tools around this are interesting. “Web clipping” I think is the generic phrase for it. I got kind of deep into it from of a desire to wrangle ADHD, and a bit of datahoarding and knowledge mapping. Omnivore is one I liked for text articles, and there’s super niche applications like Zotero.

Oh, I like this. Put the second rail right on top of the cars for the real express line.

Yeah, I saw that synopsis under the knowyourmeme result lol. There’s always that one friend/relative. Kind of funny there’s never really been a phrase for it before.

Still, I like the thought of it meaning everyone has that one food they really like and will steal a bite if anyone gets it.

I think I’ve always equated them with the horrendous water shoes I remember as a kid. That, and the look just never said comfort to me. But I’ve felt some fomo in recent years lol

Every now and then I get the feeling there might be something about them. Are they like supremely comfortable? Everyone I see wearing them nowadays seems chill and makes it look like they’re comfy.

Either that or the country has fully devolved into Walmart as Idiocracy foretold.