I’m housesitting my parents place for almost a month from Monday. Just thinking about tomorrow’s weather and it has me thinking… maybe I’ll take dad’s Harley out for a lil ride while I’m there. It has been quite a while since I rode.

Got the results from my blood test today and suddenly a lot is starting to make sense AND there may be a way to turn things around for both my physical and mental health. Feeling optimistic. I got the medical cannabis (from online doc not doc doc, a while ago) to try and help with the sads but found it doesn’t really do anything of consequence for me so I have a bunch of weed that I’m not super interested in. Although, the indica does help with getting to sleep when I can’t get to sleep which is its purpose so that’s alright.

Also though, apparently my sugar is a little high so they want me to do a 3 hour glucose resistance blood test thing to see if I have the diabeetus (like my Dad does). My levels are nowhere near the levels Dad gets though so we’ll see.

How could a human being blanketly hate burritos when there are so many different types? What about a breakfast burrito? What about a chicken burrito with lettuce? Or do you just hate tortillas?

Would a certain number save my life? Because if not I’d just enjoy like… 2 or 3 maybe.

Weird timing on seeing this too because I’m literally about to go and get a burrito

The last time I bought USD cash from the bank I walked in, spoke to the teller who hooked me up and I was out within maybe 4 minutes including them going to get the cash for me.

Today I was directed to take a seat as if I was there to apply for a home loan and nearly 50 minutes later was walked to a back ‘office’ and sat down like I was applying for a home loan, had to verify my email address, phone number and then verify via the mobile app that I was indeed sitting in front of someone at the bank, then re-state what I wanted. The guy went and got a single form for me to sign stating they’re giving me 4 x $20 and 2 x $10 notes, then quizzed me about what I do for a job and about my large savings account and what I’m saving up for, and I said no I’m not looking for a home loan right now, then he just walked me to the teller which I’d been sitting next to who had been there with no line in front of her for the entire time I was there and she sold me the cash. I very rarely complain but I complained and remained obviously angry that this was taking so long during my entire chat with the guy in his little office but he still felt it was a good idea to give me a little quiz rather than just sell me the fucking piddly $100 cash I came in for.

CommBank, you fucking SUCK now.

I think every cop in Melton and surrounds including the serious suit wearing types are at Woodgrove shopping centre in Melton and they have a whole entrance taped off. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear something on the news if it isn’t already.

I gave my 5 year old niece a kazoo

Satan calls me for ideas

Aaaand I’m home. I can confirm that the weather down here is factually worse than NSW.

Sounds like someone is ready for a bit of Melbourne Storm bandwagoning…

I’ve been there. That exact scenario. My condolences 💀

Forgot to post last night but I arrived in Mollymook yesterday afternoon. I’m here until tomorrow then I start heading home 🏖️

Straight up. I’ve done it the long way around a couple of times and it’s a long long way of nothing much interesting so it’s the M31 for me just to get there quicker.

https://youtu.be/bqsTmF2Oicc?si=401Ndl7ct6IvpquO

Looking at NSW coast but a little further north where the sun is apparently shining, probably aim for the Shoalhaven area. Boss has approved. Just packing my suitcase now.

Really considering telling the boss I need the rest of the week off, jumping in my car and driving somewhere untill Sunday. I have done zero to prepare for this but I could make it happen. Feeling pretty low this week.

I just discovered that the girl at the deli last night gave me 2 kranskys but put them through as 1. Free sausaaaaaaage!!

But how do you have your daily afternoon siesta?

206 killer wasps?? Zoomy INDEED!! Enjoy!

Oh my word… so I have all of the flavours of shakes from https://healthyweightforlife.com.au/ and this morning I’m having “tropical banana” except I have been a little cheeky this morning and made it with milk instead of water, but still blended in some ice too.

It is legitimately a good shake. Not even ‘good for a meal replacement shake’ it’s actually good. It tastes like a Barney Banana.

Aww yiss! What is this new car?