le sigh we cringe on

You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I’m gonna steal all of your internets!

What the actual fuck

Functionally useless. With the web standardized, we shouldn’t need user agents anyway. It would be more beneficial to ask “do you support X, Y, and Z?”

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that’s iffy.

alexa order corn no don’t do that cancel oh for crying out loud it’s typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

figma balls

Women are you and I

I plan to be early to the point where I get uncomfortably anxious if I leave on time. I set alarms and reminders to remind me that I need to start thinking about getting ready. I try to be ready way ahead of time. I am experiencing this right now.

Install power mode and you won’t be able to stop just idly pressing keys. Eventually, some of those key presses will be useful!

My pandoc scripts are fairly easy to use, I think…

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My friend and I had a dynamic like that in a campaign. He was playing a dwarf barbarian who only spoke dwarven and I was playing a dwarf witch. When his barbarian would mouth off in dwarven about the party, my character would “translate” to something like, “He wishes you all good luck.”

Not cause it’s a good language or nothin’ scoff who would do that?

Francesca or Frankie

Every chicken place in their county should serve bone-in boneless chicken just because they can now.

nginx is mature and has a lot of support online. A lot of server projects assume you’re using nginx, as well. I’ve only ever seen caddy instructions on newer projects and even then, they usually also have nginx instructions.

Plus, I already know how to use it.

That sounds delicious

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The trick is vertex colors